Monster Mess or Miscarriage of Justice? Frankenstein Grants Son “Time Served” in High-Stakes Room Cleaning Scandal

Frankenstein Sparks Controversy by Letting Son Off Easy in Room Cleaning Scandal

In a decision that has monsters everywhere talking, Frankenstein himself has pardoned his son, Junior, for turning his room into what many are calling a house of horrors. With piles of dirty bandages, half-eaten bats, and an unidentifiable green goo seeping from under the bed, Junior’s messy habits have raised more than just eyebrows in the monster community.

The scandal erupted after neighbors complained about the mess, describing it as “an affront to monster decency.” But instead of holding Junior accountable, Frankenstein stepped in with a full pardon, claiming it was about fostering peace and understanding among the undead.

“This isn’t about a messy room,” Frankenstein said during a speech from the steps of Castle Frankenstein. “It’s about the bias monsters face daily. Let’s stop pretending this is about clutter and start addressing the real issues.”

Not everyone is on board with the decision. Igor Schmigel, the castle’s long-suffering groundskeeper, voiced his frustration: “Junior is a spoiled bitch! Trust fund baby with no sense of style and brains. If I left my tools lying around like that, Frankenstein would have me buried in the moat!”

Junior, however, seems unbothered by the uproar. In fact, he’s already signed on for Monster Rehab, a reality show that promises to document his journey toward self-improvement. The first episode reportedly features a showdown with a sentient pile of laundry that may or may not be alive.

While Frankenstein insists the pardon was a step toward unity, critics argue it sets a dangerous precedent. “Monsters everywhere are watching this,” Schmigel warned. “What message does it send when the son of Frankenstein himself can get away with such monstrous messiness?”

As the debate rages on, one thing is clear: Frankenstein’s decision has stirred the pot in more ways than one. Whether it leads to greater harmony or just more dirty laundry remains to be seen.