Pimping the Long Box #11

Greetings to my Comic Crusaders family. I hope you’re all well and safe. I hope everyone has gotten their shots. Still slowly but surely getting back to normal, making progress one second at a time in reaching my dreams and goals. Please remember you don’t need sight to have a vision. It’s not what happens to you but what you do about it that matters.

The most difficult step is the first step. I’m taking the first step in reaching my goals. Let’s just have a coke and a smile. Go out there and get paid, laid and made. That’s the American way.

Let’s see what’s shaking in the world of comics porn and pop culture, shall we?

Pepsi vs. Coke. Who wins in a cage fight to the death? I’m a Pepsi guy…
Loki:
Loki is just an amazing show. The MCU strikes again. Tom Hiddlesten and Owen Wilson are just gold on the screen together. I am loving the minute men. Especially Terra Strong Ms. Minutes. All the different Loki’s are amazing. Especially Lady Lois and the Loki Hulk mash up. Dear Funko, I need Funko Pops of the following: Loki as DB Cooper, Loki as Lance Armstrong with the trophy and a classic Loki in comic book costume eating a box of Loki Charms. I do believe the Loki show will help us get to Spiderman No Way Home as well as Kang the Conqueror. So let’s enjoy the ride but if you want some sweet comic book money, grab the following comics:

– The Mighty Avengers #29 first Lady Loki cover also features the Scarlet Witch. Everything Lady Loki is smoking hot and this mighty Avengers issue is under the radar for now.

– The Avengers #118 Loki and Scarlet Witch cover a part of the classic Avenger’s Defenders War and worth the hund. What if #47 first series Loki found the hammer of Thor? What if the show uses this? Can’t believe it is now a $50 book…

– Thor #179 last Kirby issue of Thor. Loki switches bodies with Thor. A great buy at $20ish.

I will be sure to add more collectables as the episodes go on… I absolutely love this show.

Lacy Lennon as the Black Widow is sexy. On July 9th go to all of your porn sites and enjoy Black Widow XXX. I will bet money, strippers and Funko pops that the Axel Braun helmed Lacey Lennon Black Widow will blow the mainstream Black Widow movie away in quality and story. Axel is a god among adult film makers and Lacey is smoking hot and can act. So go to Pornhub or if you can grab one , buy a Black Widow XXX DVD #testify.
If we have any social workers/SSDI lawyers in the family, please contact me? I am trying to figure out how obtaining a loan affects someone on SSDI and it is confusing. So any help would be much appreciated. Thank you in advance.

Riddle me this: What is better, a handjob or a blowjob?
Marge Simpson shows it all. If you can find it for a good price, pick up the November 2009 Playboy with the Marge Simpson cover. It also features a fully nude centerfold of Marge Simpson. Let’s just say, the carpet matches the drapes. Wow it is a holy Simpsons blue bush. And that is all she wrote.
The top five cartoons to watch are: Solar Opposites, Family Guy, Star Wars the Bad Batch, Spiderman the Animated Series, Mike Tyson’s Mysteries. That is all.

A few extra Tidbits:

Today’s Pimping the Long Box is short and sweet. Sore about that. Just had a lot on my plate. I want to say thank you to everyone that reads this and listens to my podcast on Tuesday nights each and every week. Thank you for being the greatest blessing in my life. As a thank you, here are a few more items you can make the money on:

– Marvel Superheroes Secret Wars, Kang the Cnnquerer action figure. Kang will be a big pimpin’ soon enough. This is Kang’s first action figure. Wow. This classic line of figures had a lot of first figures…Magneto, Hobgoblin, and Kang. Mint in the package all the way baby. $40

– Lisa Ann would make a killer Cheryl Blossom. We need more Archie/Riverdale porn!

– Batman #183 is the 2nd Poison Ivy and the first Batman 1966. Love the cover of Batman and Robin watching the classic Adam West Burt Ward show, eating popcorn and drinking Pepsi or Coke. This book is very under valued at $20-100 depending on the grade.

Well, that is all for this week. Please remember to use the force. Always keep your Pimp Hand strong. If no one has said they love you today, I the comic pimp love you. If you need help, go get help. Read comics, pay for your porn, tip your strippers and just enjoy life.