Greetings, my Comic Crusaders family. Hope you’re well, warm, and safe. Just wanted to update and touch base. Just got home from the AVN’s, the Adult Video Expo and Awards. Getting over a nasty flu, so this will be short and sweet. Remember, you don’t need sight to have a vision. Now, let’s get this party started.
I got to catch up with my friend Blake Blossom. Blake played the first-ever live-action Spider-Gwen in Spidypool XXX. Blake is a future Hall of Famer at the AVNs and is in high demand. She hosted the AVN Awards and won some trophies. Blake, my offer still stands—you can take away my anal virginity, you can put me face down, ass up, tie me to a bed, and fuck my sweet, tight virgin asshole with the pinkest, brightest dildo. Testify.
To everyone at the Vixen Media booth and room, thank you! Thank you for your time—it was the highlight of the event for me. I also had a blast at the LoyalFans booth. Thank you, Liz River, for your interview. I hope we get to work together in the near future. I met, interviewed, and experienced too much to cover here, so head over to Awesomesauce Radio for all the details on the AVNs.
I do want to leave you with this—I learned two very important lessons at this year’s AVNs.
The first lesson I learned is that it’s not about what happens to you but what you do about it. My sighted help canceled, and I had no one to assist me in getting around. At first, this upset me. However, I made up my mind to use my media glasses, the help of others, and my white cane skills to do the best I could. This paid off in spades, as I had the best AVN experience since 2018 and got more footage and coverage than I could have ever dreamed of. Just by showing up and trying, I won the day. So, just show up, try your best, and chase your dreams—you never know what you can achieve simply by putting yourself out there.
The second lesson I learned is that I can do whatever I set my mind to. I wanted to meet and get a hug from Maitland Ward—and I did just that! Check out the video on YouTube titled I Got a Hug from Maitland Ward.
To everyone who helped me at the AVNs, thank you.
To Brin Scott Gross and BSGPR, thank you.
To my friend Barnie, who helped me get back and forth at the airport, thank you.
To everyone at the LoyalFans booth who helped me get around, thank you.
To the entire staff at the Virgin Hotel, thank you.
To my parents and my cat, Alex Socks, thank you.
I have plans for 2025, but all will be revealed in time—I don’t want to count my chickens before they hatch. However, I want to make Project Pegasus happen, and I want to make that happen with Blake Blossom. I also want to mark my ten-year podcast anniversary with something special, and I want to set up a base in New York City. One step and one day at a time—testify!
Quick Notes:
- Starbursts are an amazing candy!
- The top five wrestling theme songs to get a lap dance or blowjob to:
1. Real American
2. DX Theme Song
3. TNA Madison Rayne Theme
4. Wolfpac Theme
5. No Chance in Hell
- The Cinemark x Captain America: Brave New World Red Hulk popcorn bucket and cup are all the rage! These collectible popcorn buckets are a must-have, and February 14th officially kicks off the comic book movie season. The cup and bucket set looks incredible and starts at $30–$60—so go grab yours!
- Dear Hookers & Sex Workers Of America, do all your tricks/ Johns a favor. Do what the porn star says and porn workers do go get tested on a regular basis. Use condoms and stay on top of being tested for STDs. I don’t understand walking and giving blowjobs for Pennie’s on the dollar when you can be tested, safe, and make $200+ a client. Let’s make hookers great again. Testify!
- Red Bull is the nectar of the gods! It gives the body wings and fuels the mind—it’s the king of all drinks.
- Web of Spider-Man #36 (first Tombstone appearance) is worth the investment. Loving him in Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man—that’s all.
Well, that’s it. Going back to bed as I’m recovering from the flu. Remember—you don’t need sight to have a vision. Keep your pimp hand strong, use the Force, and love you all.
Written by Blind Adam the ComicPimp
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- I'm Al Mega the CEO of Comic Crusaders, CEO of the Undercover Capes Podcast Network, CEO of Geekery Magazine & Owner of Splintered Press (coming soon). I'm a fan of comics, cartoons and old school video games. Make sure to check out our podcasts/vidcasts and more!
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