Pimping the Long Box Dec 2025

Guess who’s back? Yes, I’m back again! With a new editor on board, I’m ready to dive back into this. I want to wish everyone a happy, safe, positive, and blessed holiday season. Let’s hope that 2025 is better for all of us than some parts of 2024. Remember, we don’t need sight to have a vision—so go chase your dreams, keep your spirit strong, and testify!

A Few Quick Notes:

1. Incredible Hulk #21 Marvel Studios Homage Cover: Are we ready for the Brave New World hype train? Hopefully, the new Captain America movie will be fantastic, especially with the Red Hulk concept in play. Harrison Ford as Thunderbolt Ross looks incredible! This variant drops on 1/15/2025 and is perfect for signings and collections. The image first appeared in Captain America #230, which will play a significant role in the marketing, so grab Hulk #21 while it’s still affordable. Remember, Captain America #230 is trading between $20-60, while Incredible Hulk #232, which continues the story, is priced around $10-20. I should consider making sets for this story, but let’s keep riding the Brave New World hype train—more to come!

2. To the Ladies: All I need for the holidays is a simple favor—a blowjob. Never underestimate the power of a blowjob; it can be key in many ways. To all the women who enjoy a good, messy, and sloppy experience, don’t stress over expensive gifts or fancy meals—just give me what I’m asking for! Trust me, Mrs. Claus gives great blowjobs. They’re affordable, can save relationships, and might even contribute to world peace! Let’s make blowjobs great again this Christmas and New Year!

3. Dear Mickey Mouse: Hey Mickey, can you do me a favor? Can you take The Simpsons and Family Guy behind the barn and put an end to those shows? They’ve both fallen off. Family Guy hasn’t been the same since Seth MacFarlane’s creative involvement waned, and The Simpsons have suffered in this overly politically correct society. It’s time for both shows to get the old yeller treatment. And to the cancel culture warriors who can’t take a joke or a roast, please just lighten up! Who’s with me in putting an end to the cancel culture?

4. Tom Taylor’s Detective Comics: Tom Taylor’s work on Detective Comics is fantastic! Issues #1090 and #1091 have brought some of the best Batman stories in years, involving Thomas Wayne, Joe Chill, and a new female villain. The overall vibe echoes the classic “Venom” arc from Batman: Legends of the Dark Knight #16-20. I don’t want to spoil anything, but trust me when I say Tom Taylor’s stories are incredible!

5. Casting Thoughts: Blake Blossom would make a stunning Kate Bishop, and Taylor Gunner would be a perfect choice for Caitlin Fairchild from Gen 13.

That’s all for now! In 2025, I plan on making this a weekly feature again as I’m taking the rest of the year off for mental health and to enjoy the holidays with my family. Until then, check me out on YouTube and other platforms by searching for Awesome Sauce Radio or Blind Adam. Love you all!

Written by Blind Adam, The Comic Pimp Wonders