Pimping The Longbox - Sept. 2025

Greetings, Comic Crusaders family! Guess who’s back? Back again. Here to stay. Life got in the way for a minute, but I’m back with a new editor—shoutout to the sexy, super-busty, barely legal goddess, Girdy B.J. McFly. Love that girl. Having a sugar baby is the American dream—testify!

Remember: this is for entertainment purposes only. You don’t need sight to have a vision. The streets are paved with gold, so go chase your dreams—you just might catch them.
Now let’s get paid, laid, and made. That’s the American way.

Hot Topic: Red Hood #1

•Recalled issue because the creator tried pushing her own agenda.
•Gretchen = a shitty writer who didn’t get Jason Todd’s essence.
•Glad she was fired—not for her opinions, but for disrespecting Red Hood.
•Market update:
•Cover A → $35–100
•Blank Cover → $30
•Jim Lee 1:50 Variant → $80–300

Even non-comic people are talking about this one.

Community Question:

If someone was a drug dealer—but:

•Paid taxes
•Helped old ladies afford medicine
•Funded youth sports
•Didn’t harm people any more than liquor stores or weed shops…

Would that be okay? Hit me with your thoughts.

Back Issues to PimpSlap:

1. Batman #357
First Killer Croc & Jason Todd. Should be a $300+ raw book but still goes for $50–100.

Follow-ups:
•Batman #359 = First Croc cover
•Batman #368 = Jason Todd becomes Robin

2. Oni Double Feature #1
•First published comic work by Kevin Smith (the GOAT).

Kevin’s legendary runs:
•Green Arrow #1–15 (2001)
•Daredevil: Marvel Knights #1–8 (killed Karen Page, killed Mysterio, wrote Spidey)

Pro tip: Track down Stan Lee’s Monsters, Marvels & Legends on VHS/DVD (or streaming). Kevin + Stan the Man = gold.

Jay & Silent Bob in Comics True first appearances:

•Mallrats Companion Book (Kitchen Sink) – ~$100.
•Impulse #27 – cameo.
Since then: Giant-Size Spider-Man #1, Archie Meets Jay & Silent Bob, Quick Stops, and more.

Much love to Kevin Smith for being a legend and mentor.

Thank You, Sex Workers:

To the hookers, escorts, porn stars, cosplayers, strippers, cam models, phone sex workers, and street walkers: thank you. You bring joy to the joyless, hope to the hopeless, and company to the lonely. You’re angels doing God’s work, and you’ve got a place in heaven.

Quick Notes:
•Suicide Squad: Rebirth #1 (2016) → First appearance of Jennifer Holland’s Peacemaker character. Cheap, $1–5.
•Dear Liquid Death: stop making weird flavors. Fruity Pebbles was just… no.
•Fast food prices are insane. $7 for a shake? $6 for fries? McBlowjob Special coming soon to 180th & Broadway—now that’s a Happy Meal.
•South Park Season 27 = . Watch the “Labobo” episode.